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pd*bravo
God Of Psycho Ducks
Joined: 02 Apr 2006
Posts: 1921
Location: Stockton On Tees, UK
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Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:11 am |
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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end." "I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!'" "I don't remember much after that" |
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pd.Boosted
Total nutter
Joined: 09 Apr 2006
Posts: 323
Location: Germany
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Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:13 pm |
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anyhow im sure this is a repost :/ |
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Dead_Dreamer
Very Mental
Joined: 15 Apr 2006
Posts: 204
Location: Hudders.
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Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:29 pm |
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I aint heard it before.
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